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    Jokes Jokes Jokes

    Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

    Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

    Doctor: "Nine."




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    A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

    The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”




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    Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

    Patrick: "It was
    really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

    Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"



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    The last one misses a line:

    Patrick: "What school?.."

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    A blonde takes her car to the garage and complains to the mechanic that "it's running very rough and sometimes just stops"

    The mechanic tells her that it will take about 30 minutes to diagnose the fault so she should go shopping while he works.

    30 minutes later the blonde returns and asks "what was wrong with it and how do we fix it?"

    The mechanic replies "crap in the carburetor"

    The blonde says "how often?"

    :-)

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    using Vid.TX to light up the bulb



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